欠偏问答题

什么门没有门?

把一粒红豆丢上天空,会变成什么?

十人用一把雨伞走在街上。为什么当时他们没有被雨淋湿?

harimau VS hari-hari mau

A young wife, who was becoming frustrated with her young husband constant demands for sex, decides to make a schedule for him, to cut down on the amount of times that they will have to make love for the rest of their marriage.While getting ready for work, she writes on a piece of paper, “Honey,you know I love you, but your never ending requests for sex are leaving me drained and
really tired. So I propose that we only have sex on days that start with the letter ‘T’, to minimise the frequency of our lovemaking sessions. Don’t be mad at me honey, just understand where I am coming from, and let me know if my request is too demanding of you.”

On her way out the door, she uses a refrigerator magnet and sticks the note to the fridge door,hoping that her sex craved husband will be understanding
and accepting of her proposal when he reads it. Upon returning home, she glances at the refrigerator and notices that her note has been replaced with a
note from her husband that reads,”Baby, I didn’t’ realise that I was putting you under so much pressure and I’m sorry.I accept your proposal and have even taken the extra step of listing at the bottom of this letter, those days starting with the letter ‘T’ to make sure that we are on the same page.

1. TUESDAY
2. THURSDAY
3. TODAY
4. TOMORROW

P.S. I love you too, and remember it’s still TODAY, I am waiting for you upstairs.”

Tammy NYP Video

Nanyang Poly 10 mins SEX VIDEO CLIP Revealed! Nanyang Poly probing sex video clip by Maria Almenoar ( The Straits Times, Monday, Febuary 20, 2006, Page 4 of Prime section) NANYANG Polytechnic is investigating a rumour that a video clip of one of its students engaging in sexual acts is making its rounds on the internet. Local forums and blogs have been buzzing with the news of Tammy, said to be a 17-year-old Nanyang Polytechnic Information Technology student who had taped a sex act with her boyfriend on her mobile phone. According to one blog entry, the cheerleader's mobile phone was apparently stolen by a girl who was jealous of her popularity. The thief found the 4.8MB video, uploaded it and mass e-mailed it to lecturers and students of the school. According to the blog www.bexafraid.com, the couple are seen having sex in various positions in the 10-minute long video clip. Other blog entries focus on the possibility of Tammy being expelled from school although it is believed to be unlikely that the video was shot on school grounds. A group of hackers is also believed to have retrieved Tammy's personal details from the school's database and distributed it. The Straits Times, however, could not find the video posted on the Internet anymore after repeated searches. Blog entries about this incident started on Thursday, but bloggers noted on their sites that they did not want to be seen as distributing porn by posting the video. In an e-mail response yesterday, Nanyang Polytechnic said that it has yet to positively identity the person in the video as one of its students. When asked what kind of punishment would be meted out if Tammy or the student distributing the video was found to be one of its students, the spokesman said that the school will first investigate to find out more about the matter before coming to any decision. "The rumour that the polytechnic is looking into expelling the student is therefore untrue," it added. Bloggers were divided on their responses – some felt she "deserved it" while others sympathised with her situation/ Said a blogger using the nickname Nypian :"I don't understand why the victim should be punished. Isn't she humiliated enough that it is in the open?" —————————————————– tammy-with-boyfriend.jpg Tammy and her boyfriend —————————————————- Quote of the day: Just so that when we're older, we can realise how fit we used to be. Alvin Fan, 20-year-old student Pals, What say you? (P/S: Don't request for the video from me.)