鱼与水

鱼对水说:“你看不到我的眼泪,因为我在水里。”

水对鱼说:“我能感觉到你的眼泪, 因为你就在我的心里。”

Lost Specs

Wise man said: “new one will not come if old one never leave” 

My specs dropped into sea jor .. one day if you found a spec when you’re trying to look for needle from the sea, tell me, it might be mine.

The optical shop guy told me my power increased L50 R25, based on the spare spec i pass to him.

So now i got more power d.

The Bukit Batok Video

Got see this video bo? Another tammy-kind homemade video.

The background is dark and sound is soft, but still can see a bit la. Seriously really pity on  this girl, so young and pretty, and now, hor hor..

Oi, get a bowl from kitchen and put under yo mouth b4 you watch it la, in case your saliva dropping.

Never see b4? Hmmmmm… here is the link

P/S: you got to brighten your screen as well as louder your speaker.

Two bowls la

Went to one restaurant to makan with bro.

Waitress: “Sir, may i take yo order?”

Me: “Ok.. Hmm…. … hmmmm… …  ” (Ten mins)

Waitress was waiting … named “wait”ress la, sure must be keep waiting one.

Me: “I wan this BANMee, eh? What’s this homemade BANMee?”

Waitress explained diff between machined made and homemade BANMee..

Me: “Like that arr.. can mix both ar?”

Waitress stunned for two seconds.

Bro: “Can … can mix one, you order two bowls la.”